aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact:

tricktack:

i just mixed up protons and pronouns.

he/helium

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anexperimentallife:

ginalr:

northern-punk-lad:

waddleplush:

northern-punk-lad:

Straight White women are the biggest treat to the lgbt+ in the uk

Ok I haven’t been following the news, what happened???

Well the usual terf shit

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Graham Norton is a famous UK gay man he got this backlash for saying “listen to trans people about the trans issues not online celebrities”

The majority of the trans hate group LGB alliance is straight white women

And most of the pushers for homopbic and transphobic laws to be put in place are straight white women

And then there’s liz truss who wants to bring back section 28

Graham Norton is a national fucking treasure and what he said was so inoffensive, reasonable and not at all threatening or whatever to Rowling and still her and the terf army lost their shit?

She also accused him of supporting death threats against her in that posy, when he did nothing of the sort.

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

tiktaalic:

tiktaalic:

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one’s water. can’t beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

please drink water thers a little fish in you and you’re killing her

You ever just see a combination of words and think ‘I’ll be having that’

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aprillikesthings:

silentwalrus1:

elidyce:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

notentirely:

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no idea if this is true, but it feels true

I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and take a deep breath and literally drink in small moments like you’re a dryass plant when something is ever satisfactory, positive, mildly successful, randomly joyful so your brain can code and integrate that experience because our natural lizard brain will quickly tape over it with mostly unnecessary negative survival shit. Sounds dumb and dorky but sometimes I remember this when I’m feeling good about a moment because our cave brains are still catching up with modern life without sabertooths. I like that it’s not just a pollyanna gosh just be more positive thing but more of a legit brain wiring phenomenon can be gradually hacked through small behavioral changes.

Another super important one: Take the time to tell yourself, when something you did or bought or decided works out “That was a good decision and I’m glad I made it! Go me!” 

Seriously, it can have a huge impact. suddenly you go from remembering nothing but bad decisions to adding in a series of Excellent Choices You Feel Good About, and it makes things so much better. 

#we’re all running happiness software on survival hardware and we gotta do our own firmware updates   from @galwednesday 

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.” —Kurt Vonnegut

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omnicat:

badgraph1csghost:

badgraph1csghost:

whisky-gerblin:

asortoflight:

themodernsouthernpolytheist:

xakumi:

hydro-punk:

rox-and-prose:

yay855:

sisterofiris:

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

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It’s even worse than i remember it

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

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The Forum, Inglewood, CA 10.12.2022

📸 by Steve Rose ( insta steve_rose )

nepttunnee:

sometimes i forget im not actually a band blog i just dont shut up abt random emos. mutuals that followed me in my other eras im sorry i am not going to shut up abt these 40 yr old men for a while

h0useofw0lves:

Similar to everybody in the whole place whole place, and in the same spirit as live in mexico, I think the crowd should also coordinate a ‘a surprise party! for me? youuu shouldn’t have…’ at the end of mama too